A recent interview with The Evil Warlock Judah Zacharry led down an
unexpected path. It seems that the topic of interest to many of our readers,
Zacharry’s hatred for Abe Lincoln, has finally surfaced with some clear
answers. Here is Zacharry’s story in his own words.
“I awoke at approximately 5:30 on the morning of August 12 to my dog’s
angry bark. I leaped out of bed and grabbed my shotgun. Once outside, I
was disgusted at what I saw. It was Abe Lincoln, helping himself to one
of my chickens. He wasn’t stealing the chicken; he was eating it. He ripped
its head right off its neck. Blood dripped from Lincoln’s beard; chunks
of tissue and feathers were stuck to his face and bare chest. As I chased
Lincoln down the road he hurled various parts of the dismembered chicken
over his shoulder in my direction exclaiming the words "nekcihc doolb."
In those days, Lincoln was well known for his wild temper. It wasn’t
until recently that his temper was attributed to mercury build up in his
system. Why Lincoln victimized my chicken that day I will never know. When
he was elected President, I was quite relieved. I couldn’t afford to lose
any more chickens that year.” |
