You're a vegetarian and you don't like salad very much. What do you eat?

Do you eat chicken or fish?

Do you eat seafood?

Without meat in your diet, how do you get your protein?

You can't feed your kid a vegetarian diet. He/she won't develop properly.

You're a vegetarian and you don't like PETA. How can that be?

You must be sick because your lack a proper diet.