Are you a college student trying to make quick easy money???  Are you in serious debt???  Do you need money fast??? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you should consider a career as a stripper. Before you try out your swinging moves, you'll need a sexy new name. I'm going to try to help you come up with a quick name using the least amount of brainpower.

I was watching Regis and Kelly; it was when Regis was on vacation and Jay Mohr was there to take his place. So anyway, Jay and Kelly were talking about what their names would be if they were strippers. Here are
some helpful instructions on how to pick the appropriate name if you become a stripper, or are just in the process of creating a name.

1.) Think of your first pet you ever owned. (dog, cat, goat, etc.)
2.) What's your mothers maiden name?? (Smith, Jones, Lee etc.)
3.) Now take your first pets name this will be the first name of your stripper name.
4.) Now take your mothers maiden name. That will be your last name of your stripper name.

For example, if your pet's name was Angel and your mothers maiden name was Smith your stripper name would be Angel Smith. If your pet's name was Hair Bear and your mother's maiden name was Bochniak, then your stripper name would be Hair Bear Bochniak. (Yes, my stripper name would be Hair Bear Bochniak. It could work.... yeah if I was stripper in Poland.) It doesn't work for everyone, but you get the idea. I have asked a few people what their stripper names are and here are a few of the names that I received.

Bozo Businger (I don't think this one will work)
Fluffy Clapp (LOL I'm not even going to comment on this)
Heidi Davis
Quincy Johnston